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“The Devil made me do it.” Have you ever heard anyone say that? You’re probably thinking whoever said that is just using that as an excuse to get out of trouble. You could be right, but on the other hand… it could be I really did make them do it. That’s right, I’m the one and only Devil. Pleased to meet you, by the way. I would shake your hand, but, you know, the Corona virus thing. Being the Prince Of Darkness doesn’t mean I have to have bad manners. Good manners or not, I’ve been responsible for some pretty not so nice things.For instance; the toilet paper incident of 2020. Yup, that was me. The male customer bought the last remaining package of toilet paper and I made him only share half of it with the only other customer in the store. Pure evil that was. The other customer did pay for half of it, though. Which is only fair, if you think about it. The point is, he could have offered the whole package, but didn’t, because of me. So, why did I do it? Because that’s what I do. I’m the Devil, gosh darn it! Apologies for the harsh language. When you’re Şerifali Escort the Devil, sometimes you have to say some not so nice words, although I’m not saying that I don’t feel bad about saying them.I’ve also been responsible for bad behaviors in history. For instance; George Washington and the cherry tree incident. Yup, the story is true. I made the future president of America chop down that tree. That was pretty extreme stuff, so I did make him confess to it afterwards. What? You thought I was going to make him lie about it too? I may be extreme, but I’m not that extreme. Someone else could have been blamed for it. Did you ever think about that? The point is; George didn’t have to chop down that cherry tree. Heck!(apologies again) He probably didn’t even want to. That’s the kind of power I have.As vile and despicable as these deeds were, I have to say, I even surprised myself with my latest work. I was on vacation away from… (No, I’m not going to say it. I already said two not so nice words in one day, which is Şerifali Escort Bayan my limit. Let’s just say it’s a very hot place.) and spent time traveling across the country. I happened upon a pleasant, small town with a lot of open spaces between homes. There was one house that caught my eye. Not so much the house, but the garden of beautful flowers and trees that surrounded it. The lady who lived there obviously had a green thumb. I admired the garden so much, I spent several days in that town, just so I could walk by every morning to have a look. It was on one of these mornings when I realized I had fallen behind on my monthly quota of evil deeds. With the homes spaced so far apart and no one in sight, I began to panic. That’s when I heard a door open and saw the owner come out of her house. I tried to think of an evil deed I could make her do, but before I could, she got in her car and drove off. Now what was I going to do? As luck would have it, I saw a young woman walking towards me along the road. When she Escort Şerifali reached the house, she stopped and admired the garden just as I had. This gave me time to think of an evil deed, but what? Something to do with the garden, perhaps? Before you ask; no, I wasn’t going to make her pick some flowers. Did you really think I was going to make her do that? Do you even know how much work that lady had to put in just to grow that garden? What do you think I am? A monster? Forgive me for going off. It’s just that, for some reason, people think of the worst possible things to happen once the Devil is mentioned in any conversation. I know, I have a reputation of being a bad guy, but stiill. Anyway, no hard feelings… I hope.So, going back to the story; I was trying to come up with an idea, when the young woman began to look around, as if she were trying to make sure no one was around. Was I already putting an idea in her head without even knowing it myself? She started walking slowly to the side of the house, all the while being aware of her surroundings. She peeked into the back yard, and seeing no one around, made her way past the various flowers, plants and trees to the very back of the yard, and behind one particularly large tree. What was I putting her up too? It was then, that she slipped out of her shoes, and my evil plan was revealed.
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